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This had Sam and I laughing pretty hard.

Boyfriend + fractured clavicle = Can I make him more comfortable ...

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Feb 4, 2007 - My boyfriend broke his clavicle yesterday after falling on his ... All the advice I've found on Google is the same: Take painkillers, and lay around for a month in a sling. ... He may take tomorrow off work, but he won't be able to take much more ...

He MAY take tomorrow off...